Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle
Ok, so the Apple website at some point had a warning disclaimer saying that you shouldn't eat your iPod Shuffle (or chew dependant on which store you're looking at). Small laugh. Then someone with too much time on their hands wrote a (very long) poem about it which I couldn't finish. Now Apple have changed the site, but Google still points there if you search for "don't eat iPod Shuffle". Basically this is a rant about how some people have far too much time on their hands, which I suppose I am proving I do by writing this. Damn.